I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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