Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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