Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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