pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Randomize
