Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Randomize
