And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
