were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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