so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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