Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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