You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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