What a fucking waste of an outfit
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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