i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
What drink are we having for lunch?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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