Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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