Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Who wears a wallet chain?!
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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