can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Boobs speak an international language.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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