I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
our cab driver is having phone sex.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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