What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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