Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
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