i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
