hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Its about making memories worth repressing
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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