he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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