Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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