i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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