I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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