love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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