is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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