i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
