remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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