Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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