After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Boobs are out for the taking
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
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