...so i touched it.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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