Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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