I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
they're like a gay fantastic four
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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