other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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