He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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