i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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