I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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