do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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