If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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