Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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