i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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