I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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