Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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