marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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