So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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