it wasn't lemon gatorade
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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