whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
