So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Michael Bay diarrhea
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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