I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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