He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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