I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Randomize
